... that you don't hear in polite society.
1) We need to fatten you up, girl!
2) He’s got toaster head.
3) Look at her cute hairy back!
4) She’s as swollen as Violet Beauregarde.
5) I will be so happy when he pees.
6) How did she get that poo on the ceiling of her incubator?
7) She gained an ounce overnight… that’s great!
8) I forgot to chart my urine…
1 comment:
Oh my goodness,how true! We don't think of how these things sound outside our little NICU world. Very funny!
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